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Menas įtikti moteriai

Romanas su moterimi – tai žaidimas. O jo taisyklės labai paprastos: darai tai, kas jai patinka – gauni taškų, darai tai, kas jai patinka, bet ji to ir tikėjosi – negauni nieko, darai tai, kas jai nepatinka – prarandi taškus.

Tavo kasdieninės pareigos

Tu paklojai lovą     +1
Tu paklojai lovą, bet pamiršai padėti dekoratyvines pagalvėles     0
Tu tiesiog užklojai lovą lovatiese    -1
Tu sutikai nueiti į parduotuvę ir nupirkti „Carefree”    +5
Per lietų    +8
Bet grįžai nusipirkęs alaus    -5
Vidury nakties tu atsikėlei pažiūrėti, kas krebžda koridoriuje
bet ten nieko nebuvo    0
bet ten kažkas yra    +5
Tu paleidai į jį šlepetę    +10
Tai buvo jos šuo    -10

Vakarėlyje

Tu tūnai šalia jos visą vakarą    0
Tu truputį pabuvai su ja ir nuėjai pas kolegą prie baro    -2
Kolegos vardas – Marytė     -4
Marytė gražesnė už ją    -6
Marytės gražesnė krūtinė    -8

Jos gimtadienis

Tu nusivedei ją į restoraną    0
Tai nėra baras, kuriame vyrai susirenka pažiūrėti krepšinio rungtynių     +1
Na, gerai, tai vis dėl to baras,
kuriame vyrai susirenka pažiūrėti krepšinio rungtynių    -2
Be to, tavo veidas išdažytas mėgstamos krepšinio komandos spalvomis     –10

Tu nusprendei susitikti su draugu

Pats faktas    -5
Draugas laimingai vedęs    -3
Draugas – viengungis    -7

Ėjimas į kino teatrą

Tu nusivedei ją į kiną    +2
Tu nusivedei ją į kiną, kuris jai patinka    +4
Tu nusivedei ją į kiną, kurio ji negali pakęsti    +6
Tu nusivedei ją į kiną, kuris patinka tau    -2
Filmas vadinasi „Miręs policininkas”    -3
Jame kiborgai ryja žmones    -9
Tu pamelavai, kad tai filmas apie meilę ir vaikus    -15

Tavo išvaizda

Tu užsiauginai pilvuką    -15
Tu užsiauginai pilvuką, bet stengiesi su tuo kovoti    +10
Tu užsiauginai pilvuką ir nusipirkai didesnius džinsus    -30
Tu užsiauginai pilvuką ir į priekaištus jai atsakei:
„Na, baik jau – tavo pilvukas tikrai ne mažesnis”    -800

Problemų sprendimas

Tu jos klausai ir apsimeti, kad tau tai įdomu    0
Ilgiau kaip pusvalandį    +5
Ilgiau kaip pusvalandį ir visą tą laiką nė karto nežvilgteli į televizorių    +100
Ji galiausiai supranta, kad tu užmigai    -20

Didysis klausimas „Ar aš tau atrodau stora?”

Prieš atsakydamas tu uždelsi    -10
Tu paklausi „Kur?”    -35
Bet koks kitas atsakymas    -20

keliu dazymas

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